She said/she said

5 Random Willow + Tara Moments

Xander: Buffy's gone insane.
Willow: What? What'd she do?
Xander: Brace yourself. You're not gonna believe it.
Tara: Everyone, before we jump all over her, people do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I did some pretty dumb stuff like lying to my family and staying out all night.
Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike.
Willow: Oh. Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge...
Tara: What are you kidding? She's nuts!
[Intervention]

Willow: How you doing Dawn?
Dawn: I'm okay. It's scary but weirdly...kinda familiar.
Willow: I know what you mean.
Dawn: How are you?
Willow: A little confused. I mean, I'm all sweaty and trapped, no memory. Hiding in a pipe from a vampire. And I think I'm kinda gay.
[Tabula Rasa]

Tara: I-I think there's a way we can . . . The passage to the nether realm. There-there's a ritual. If you can find Buffy there, you should be able to see.
Willow: If it'll help her. What?
Tara: Well, the nether realm exists beyond the physical world. Accessing it is . . . It-it's kind of like astral projection. It's very intense. I'd have to be your anchor. Keep you on this plane.
Willow: I trust you.
Tara: It-it's not like anything that we've ever--
Willow: I trust you.
[Who Are You]

Willow: Well, I took Psych 101. I mean I took it from an evil government scientist who was skewered by her Frankenstein-like creation before the final, but I know what a Freudian slip is.
[Tough Love]

Willow: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five".
Tara: Five-by-five? Five what by five what?
Willow: See, that's the thing. No-one knows. Buffy can handle Faith and you're plenty safe with me.
Tara: So, um.......we recon till nightfall?
Willow: Then the ritual hiding begins.
[This Years Girl]

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